Questions (2006-03-13)
I was brushing Daifoo one night and a question popped in my head. As more questions emerged, I decided to jot them down.
1. Do cats have armpit hair?
2. What possible role can human's armpit hair play?
3. If the plural form of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural form of
house hice?
4. Why is it necessary to have statute of limitations on any
crime? Is it like... if crooks can outwit cops by staying at
large
past the "limitations" time, they should be allowed to get away with
their vice?
5. Why are supposedly pure, innocent and angelic children called
rugRATS?
6. Why are the four points played in a tennis game be given such big
numbers? And why the heck is a zero point called "love"?
7. When you are sleepy, you want to sleep; when you are thirsty, you
want to drink; so when you want to poo, can we say you are pooy?
8. Who buys those western style clothings in boutiques inside Saudi
Arabia malls when all the women on the streets have to wear jet-black
burqa?
9. Why are matted hair cats vomit called hair balls when they never
come out round like balls? They should be called hair logs.
10. I can find some use for finger nails, but what are toe nails
for?
11. Do those giant tubs and molds in chocolate factories in which
melted chocolate is stirred and mixed ever
get washed?
12. How do food manufacturers such as jam makers and canneries keep
ants or cockroaches getting into their apparatus and equipment at night
when no one is around?
13. How do they get brand new cars on the second level (or above)
inside
shopping malls for display?
14. If you put a normal house cat in the African wilderness, will
tigers, lions and other big cats prey on it or leave it alone?
15. Why is the meat from the shoulder of a pig called pork butt?
16. Where is a cat's belly button?
17. Why is face cream always cold, no matter when?
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